Anonymous asked: I didn't unfollow you. I was just too embarrassed about missing the anon to say anything, so i changed my url. I'm someone else now. It's kinda like regenerating... -Ian
the first anon message i got was from like 2 years ago, back when i had less than 100 followers, so i don’t think you’re the same person. besides, that guy’s messages weren’t as polite as yours
punbynight asked: fact: the first ask i sent you was for this prompt.
fact: (going along with the subject of asks) i was trying to remember the first ask i ever got on tumblr, which would have been like two years ago, and i’m about 80% sure it was this anon guy who kept hitting on me. but one time he forgot to hit anon, so i figured out who it was. then he unfollowed me after that
I need 12 more followers to get to 200…like wtf my blog is shit. But A MASSIVE THANKS TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS. I love you guys, you’re all bae.
GO FOLLOW THIS LOVELY PERSON
THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.
Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?