lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
Playtime a couple days after I got Fox and Agro home. Fox is very photogenic.
sir would you like something to put your food on? a bowl? a plate? this is the last time im going to ask. speak now or forever hold your peas
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
If you had to choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts what house would you go to?
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder