it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
my dash right now
let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
This sounds a lot like my driving lesson…
1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!
What: Tumblr Fic War
Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.
When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!
*gets on Tumblr*
“FUCK YOU YAHOO”
“OUR PORN, OUR GIFS”
“YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY TUMBLR”
“YAHOO SUCKS, WE WANT PORN”
*gets off Tumblr*