estebanwaseaten:

estebanwaseaten:

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via aphfandoms)


funnynrandom:

Honest Slogans.

(Source: theyuniversity, via bookworm5-)

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via dreaming-assassin)

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

(via schattengespenst)

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

(Source: pacific-ryn, via bookworm5-)

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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(via chancemedley116)

“I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.”

Source: words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

(via bookworm5-)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via jehan-esque)

catsamazing:

Evolution

catsamazing:

Evolution

(via purpleshirtofkittens)

ccharlesxavier:

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

one time i was chatting with some tumblr friends on skype and it turned out that me and one girl lived in the same building

(via allhailcrowleylonglivetheking)